M95

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The M95 Barrett is a giant 50 Cal sniper rifle that’s like a fat kid who eats too much. It’s so heavy it’ll make your back hurt, and it can punch through metal and glasses like they’re made of cake.
My brother tried to carry the M95. He looked like a deflated balloon.
I saw a guy shoot a helicopter with the M95. The helicopter screamed like a baby.
The M95 is so big, it needs a trailer to move it.
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The M95 Barrett is the biggest, laziest sniper rifle ever made. It’s like the fat kid in class who doesn’t do homework but still gets an A because he’s lucky.
The M95 took three guys to lift. One of them fainted.
I heard the M95 can shoot through a jet. That’s like throwing a brick through a window.
The M95 is so slow, it takes a minute to aim.
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The M95 Barrett is a 50 Cal rifle so big, it’s like having a cannon on your shoulder. It’s the kind of gun that makes your enemies cry before they even get shot.
I saw the M95 in a movie. The guy shot a tank. It looked like a kid shooting a soccer ball.
The M95 is so loud, it scared the dog next door.
The M95 is like a monster. It eats bullets and spits out death.
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