m9 bayonet

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That fancy knife in CS:GO that costs more than your lunch money and looks like it was made by a rich kid who thinks they're cool.

I spent 60 bucks on a knife that looks like it came from a pizza box. Why? I don't know. I'm confused.

My friend bought the m9 bayonet and now he thinks he's a warrior. He's not. He's just sad.

That knife is so overpriced, it should be called the 'm9 money pit.'

A knife so expensive it might as well be a membership to a club only rich people can join.

I paid more for this knife than I did for my last video game. It's not even that good.

My mom says I'm wasting money on a knife. She’s right. I’m a waste of money.

This knife is like the rich kid version of a lunch table.

A knife so fancy it should have a velvet box and a personal butler to polish it every day.

This knife is so fancy, it should have a butler. And the butler should be named Steve.

I bought the m9 bayonet and now I feel like I should wear a tuxedo every time I play.

This knife is so expensive, I should have bought a pizza instead.