m8g

Fresh Trending

1 views · Added 5h ago · 5 definitions

1
A hole in the ground that smells like your feet after a week in socks
My mom called me m8g because I forgot to do the dishes.
He said I was m8g for eating the last of the pizza.
She called me m8g because I snored through her nap.
2
A bad smell that comes out of your armpit when you haven't showered in three weeks
He called me m8g because I sat next to him on the bus.
My brother said I was m8g for wearing the same clothes twice.
She told me I was m8g because I burped during the movie.
3
A monster that lives under your bed and eats your toes at night
She called me m8g because I didn't do my homework.
He said I was m8g for eating the last of the cereal.
My teacher called me m8g because I fell asleep in class.
4
A big, smelly, sweaty sock that has been in a backpack for a month
He called me m8g because I talked too much in class.
My mom said I was m8g for leaving my shoes in the hallway.
She called me m8g because I made a mess in the kitchen.
5
A fart that came out of you when you were supposed to be quiet
My dad called me m8g because I didn't clean my room.
She called me m8g for drawing on the wall.
He said I was m8g for talking during the movie.
xs