M79

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A big, fat, ugly grenade launcher from the Vietnam War. It’s like a giant shotgun that shoots grenades instead of bullets. It’s slow, loud, and smells like burnt cheese.

My grandpa used to carry one like it was his baby.

I saw it in a museum and it looked like it belonged in a dumpster.

My teacher said it’s so loud, it could wake up dead people.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A bus that runs through 79th street and smells like old pizza. It’s packed with kids who don’t know where they’re going, and it’s the only time they talk to each other.

That bus is my second home.

I sat next to a kid who cried the whole ride.

The bus driver yells at everyone like they owe him money.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

The only weapon faggots use in Soldat. It’s so bad it makes you want to cry. They think they’re tough, but they miss every shot and run like chickens with their heads cut off.

My cousin got obliterated by a faggot with an M79.

They shot at me and missed like a blind squirrel.

That faggot ran away like he saw a ghost.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Thumper, the nickname for the M79 grenade launcher. It’s loud, it’s dumb, and it makes your ears bleed. It’s like the stupid cousin of the M203.

Thumper? More like ‘Thump-please-leave-me-alone.’

I heard that thing go off and it felt like a war happened in my head.

My friend called it Thumper, and now I hate him.

by Slangipedia 8d ago