Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a guy who takes way too many pills just to look like a cartoon character

He took six pills before the party. Now he looks like a giant cartoon rabbit.

She asked him why he’s so big. He said, 'I just needed to be the hero.'

He tried to bench press a cow. It didn’t go well.

2

a man who thinks he’s a lion, but he’s just sore

He roared at the barista. The barista gave him a coffee and a look.

He tried to eat the whole pizza by himself. It was a mistake.

He flexed in the elevator. The elevator got stuck.

3

a human who thinks he’s a statue, but he’s just full

He stood in the middle of the street like a statue. People thought he was cursed.

He didn’t move during the movie. He looked like he was carved from meat.

He tried to pose like Michelangelo. He fell over.

4

a guy who takes so many pills, he might as well be a pill

He swallowed a whole bottle of pills. He looked like a pill factory.

He said he was going to take a pill vacation. No one believed him.

He took pills for breakfast. He didn’t need lunch.

5

a man who thinks he’s a superhero, but he’s just bloated

He flew through the hallway. It was just a sprint.

He tried to save the day. He just saved his own stomach.

He fought the microwave. He lost.

6

a human who eats so much, he might as well be a food truck

He ate a whole pizza by himself. The pizza was proud.

He tried to eat the cake. The cake was scared.

He took a bite of the donut. The donut screamed.