M67

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A little grenade that explodes like a fart in a tight pants. It might not look scary, but it will rip your face off and make your mom cry.

My buddy got blown up by an M67 and now he smells like burnt pizza.

That grenade went off and my ears are still ringing like a bad DJ set.

I threw an M67 at my teacher and now she's screaming like a toddler who lost her juice box.

A tiny grenade that goes boom and turns your enemies into meatballs. It’s so good, even the military uses it like a kid uses a snack.

I dropped an M67 in the lunchroom and now the principal is covered in ketchup.

My brother used an M67 in the hallway and now the janitor is missing a tooth.

That grenade went off and my dog ran away screaming like he saw a ghost.

The little grenade that makes your face feel like it's on fire. It’s the reason why soldiers have bad hair and even worse temper.

I threw an M67 at my neighbor and now his cat is covered in smoke.

My friend got hit by an M67 and now he talks like he’s on fire.

That grenade went off and my math teacher’s face is now a pancake.