M60E3

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A lighter version of the M60 that doesn’t make you look like a dumbass holding a brick. It’s easier to carry while running away from trouble.

My buddy tried to run with the full M60 and fell over. The M60E3? He sprinted like a maniac.

I took the M60E3 into the woods and shot a deer. The full M60 would’ve made me look like a deer.

My cousin said the M60E3 is like a lightweight version of the M60. I said it’s like a lighter version of a curse.

The M60E3 is like the M60 but it doesn’t make you look like you just ate a whole pie and it was the crusty kind.

I tried the M60E3 on for size and it fit like a glove. The M60? It fit like a meatball stuck in a sock.

My friend said the M60E3 is the only version of the M60 that doesn’t make you feel like a broken toaster.

The M60E3 is the version of the M60 that lets you run away from trouble instead of getting trampled by it.

The M60E3 is the M60’s younger, fitter, and slightly less angry cousin. It lets you move without looking like you’re carrying a brick and a grudge.

The M60E3 is like the M60’s version of a treadmill. You move, it doesn’t yell at you.

My brother said the M60E3 is the M60 but it doesn’t make you look like you just got hit by a dump truck.

I took the M60E3 to the park and shot a squirrel. The M60 would’ve made me look like a squirrel with a bad hair day.