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A vag that could swallow a car and still have room for a pizza
My ex's vag was so big I thought she was gonna take me to the moon.
I tried to fit my whole lunch in there. It worked.
She said I could park my truck in there. I did. I got stuck.
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A vag so wide you could fit a whole family in there and they'd still have room to dance
I told my cousin her vag was like a mini stadium. She said I was being dramatic. I was wrong.
I tried to fit my mom and dad in there. They fit. My brother did not.
I asked my girlfriend if I could bring my sister to her vag party. She said yes.
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A vag so big it could be a parking lot and still have room for a hot dog stand
I told my friend her vag was a city. She said I was being weird. I was right.
I brought my whole lunch to her vag. It fit. My sandwich didn't.
I tried to park my bike in there. It fit. My dog did not.
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