m4rielis

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is a human who looks like a god but acts like a fool and talks like a wise man.

My ex is a m4rielis. She looked like a queen but left me for a guy who sells tacos.

My cousin is a m4rielis. He got straight A's but still can't tie his shoes.

My teacher is a m4rielis. She gave me a 100% but called me a disgrace.

is a person who shines like a star but also has the mouth of a sailor and the brain of a genius.

My neighbor is a m4rielis. She sings like an angel but cusses like a pirate.

My brother is a m4rielis. He got into Harvard but still can't cook eggs.

My crush is a m4rielis. She's amazing but also calls me a dumbass.