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The guy who gave me a raise like I was his damn pet
He said, 'You're my favorite employee, so here's more money.'
He gave me a raise and said I was his 'golden goose.'
He raised my pay because he felt bad for me.
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The man who gave me a raise because he felt sorry for me
He said, 'I feel bad for you, so here's more cash.'
He raised my pay like I was his charity case.
He gave me a raise and called me his 'sad little employee.'
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The guy who gave me a raise like I was his damn kid
He said, 'I'm giving you a raise because you're like my son.'
He raised my pay and said I was his 'favorite child.'
He gave me a raise like I was his little baby.
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