m4gery

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A fake rifle that looks like a Colt M4 but isn't made by Colt. It's like a cheap knockoff that tries to be fancy but just smells like cheap plastic and bad decisions.

My buddy bought one and it jammed after three shots. He cried like a baby.

That 'm4gery' cost me $500 and still doesn't work right.

I shot my ex with it, and it broke. Classic.

by Slangipedia 7h ago

A civilian rifle that's been dressed up like a soldier's M4. It has a 14.5-inch barrel, a flash suppressor to make it look like it's 16 inches, and a collapsible stock so it can pretend it's tough.

My dad bought one to feel like a Navy SEAL. He still can't shoot straight.

I tried to use it in the woods, and it looked like a toy.

It's like the AR-15 got a makeover and a bad haircut.

by Slangipedia 7h ago