M4F

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A guy pretending to be a girl just to flirt. No real feelings. Just fake vibes and fake lips.
'I’m not a girl, I’m just a guy in a dress.', said no guy ever.
He tried to ask me out as a girl. I told him to go back to his guy friends.
He said he was M4F. I said I was F4M. He cried.
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Guys who only want to chat with girls. No boys. No men. Just girls. And maybe some snacks.
He blocked every guy on his phone. 'Only girls.', said the guy who just got dumped.
He said he was M4F. I said I was F4M. He got confused and left.
He only talks to girls. He’s like a dog. Just a guy with a collar.
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When a guy talks to a girl just to make her brain explode with joy. Like ASMR but with more swear words.
He said, 'I’m M4F.' I said, 'You’re just a guy with a voice.'
He talked to me like I was his girlfriend. I told him to stop being so annoying.
He did ASMR for me. I did nothing. He exploded.
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