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doing zero work while talking about how you used to be a king and how the old you would’ve murdered the new you with a spoon

Bro, I’m doing nothing but thinking about how I used to be a boss and how I would’ve kicked your ass back in the day.

I’m just sitting here, thinking about how I used to be a legend and how I would’ve eaten this sandwich for breakfast.

I’m doing nothing but thinking about how I used to be rich and how I would’ve bought this whole damn house.

when you sit around doing nothing and bragging about how you used to be awesome and how the old you would’ve destroyed the new you

I’m doing nothing but bragging about how I used to be cool and how I would’ve kicked your ass in the 90s.

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when you do absolutely nothing and complain about how you used to be great and how the old you would’ve thrown the new you out the window

I’m doing nothing but complaining about how I used to be a king and how I would’ve thrown this whole mess out the window.

I’m just sitting here doing nothing, thinking about how I used to be a beast and how I would’ve eaten this whole room.

I’m doing nothing but whining about how I used to be awesome and how I would’ve kicked your ass in the 80s.

when you do nothing but talk about how you used to be a legend and how the old you would’ve punched the new you into next week

I’m doing nothing but talking about how I used to be a rockstar and how I would’ve punched you into next week.

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when you do zero work and think about how you used to be a beast and how the old you would’ve eaten the new you for breakfast

I’m doing nothing but thinking about how I used to be a monster and how I would’ve eaten this whole sandwich for breakfast.

I’m just sitting here doing nothing, thinking about how I used to be a lion and how I would’ve devoured this whole room.

I’m doing nothing but talking about how I used to be a beast and how I would’ve eaten your ass for lunch.