Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a guy on the internet who yells about nothing and thinks he's important

@billybob123 why do you hate cats so much

i swear if someone mentions avocado toast one more time i'll scream

this guy thinks he's the king of the internet but he's just a loser

2

a person who shows up in comments and acts like they know everything

@randomguy999 you don't even know what a meme is

i saw this once and now i'm an expert

they commented on my tweet and now they think they're my friend

3

someone who writes long rants about tiny things and no one reads them

i wrote a 500-word rant about my coffee being too hot

they posted a 3-paragraph response to a 1-sentence comment

this person has a whole blog about the color blue

4

a person who thinks they're famous but no one knows who they are

he has 2 followers and thinks he's a celebrity

she posted a video of herself eating pizza and thinks it's a masterpiece

they think their 500th tweet is the best thing ever

5

a person who fights about stupid things and no one joins the fight

they had a 2-hour argument about which cereal is better

they started a war over the placement of a comma

they fought about whether the sky is blue or just really light gray