M3GMC

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The M3GMC is a crummy tank-killer from WWII that looked like a rusty metal mess. It was made by Autocar, and if you think it’s the same as the Jimmy, you’re a dumbass.
My grandpa drove one in the war. He said it made more noise than a drunk parrot.
I bet the M3GMC would lose a race against a shopping cart.
If the M3GMC was a person, it would be the guy who always shows up late and smells like wet dog.
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The M3GMC is a WWII tank-killer that looked like a broken toaster. Don’t confuse it with the Jimmy, because that truck was way better and didn’t smell like a swamp.
The M3GMC was so weak, it couldn’t even beat a goat in a fight.
If the M3GMC had a personality, it would be a grumpy old man who doesn’t like loud music.
The M3GMC was like a dog that forgot how to bark.
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The M3GMC is a lousy tank-killer from WWII. It was a piece of junk made by Autocar, and it’s not the same as the Jimmy, which was a real truck and didn’t stink like a dead raccoon.
I’d rather ride a bicycle than be stuck in an M3GMC.
The M3GMC was so slow, it made a snail look like a race car.
The M3GMC was like a kid who can’t even tie his shoes properly.
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