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A walking cum machine who screams like a baby when she gets head
She was screaming so loud the neighbors called the cops
She tried to eat my face after I gave her a blow job
She asked for my number while I was still licking her toes
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A beer-drinking rap king who thinks he's the best but is really just a dumbass
He tried to rhyme 'beer' with 'cheer' and it was the worst
He called me a fucktard for not knowing who he was
He still thinks he's the MC of MoP even though no one remembers that
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A cool dude who treats Naisha like a queen and calls her ma'am every day
He bowed to Naisha like she was the queen of England
He called her ma'am in front of all her friends
He brought her roses and a sandwich just to be polite
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