m<3b

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A person who can't stop sticking their hand in flames like it's a dare and they're stupid
My cousin is m<3b. He touched the grill and screamed like a baby.
She ran into the fire at the bonfire and came out with burns and a grin.
He tried to touch the candle and got it stuck to his finger like a curse.
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Somebody who thinks fire is a snack and their hand is the plate
He called the fire 'snack time' and burned his hand like it was a joke.
She tried to eat the flame and ended up with a blister on her tongue.
He lit a match and stuck it in his mouth like it was a cigarette.
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A human who has a death wish and thinks fire is a friend
He waved his hand in the fire like it was a hello.
She hugged the campfire and came out with a charred face.
He stuck his whole arm in the fireplace and said it was 'warmth therapy'.
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A person who thinks touching fire is the same as getting a tattoo
He touched the fire and said, 'That’s my new tattoo.'
She burned her hand and called it 'art.'
He stuck his finger in the flame and said it was 'permanent.'
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Somebody who doesn't know the meaning of the word 'pain' and thinks fire is a party
He threw his hand in the fire and said, 'This is the best party ever.'
She danced around the flames like it was a concert.
He stuck his whole arm in the fire and said it was 'burning up the beat.'
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A person who thinks their hand is a superhero and fire is the villain
He fought the fire with his hand like it was a battle.
She screamed at the flame like it was her enemy.
He waved his hand at the fire and said, 'I will defeat you.'
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