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A painkiller so strong it could make a grown man cry and a baby laugh at the same time. It's like hydrocodone and acetaminophen having a baby and then beating you up.
I took two of these and my headache went to jail.
This pill is like a punch in the face for my back.
I'm not high. I'm just not in pain anymore.
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A pill that turns your brain into a disco and your pain into a ghost. It's like codeine's cousin who took up boxing.
This thing made my headache vanish like it had a passport.
I took one and my pain got a ticket to the moon.
I felt like a king with this pill in my hand.
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A medicine that makes you feel like a superhero, even if you're just walking to the fridge. It's like vicodin's little brother who never grew up.
I took this and I could bench-press my dog.
This pill is like a magic wand for my muscles.
I felt like I could run a marathon after one of these.
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