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A clueless white girl who turns into a mess when she drinks too much. She forgets her name, her dignity, and her pants. She just wants to shotgunning tequila and screaming in the middle of the street.
I saw her at the bar. She was yelling at a pizza and throwing tequila at a guy who didn't know her.
She tried to dance in a frat house. She fell into a keg and cried.
She texted me: 'I am not a human being. I am a monster. Dabbing for my life.'
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A basic white girl who drinks so much she turns into a wild animal. She forgets her face, her friends, and her life. She just wants to drink, trip, and make a fool of herself.
She walked into a wall while trying to grab a drink. It was majestic.
She texted me: 'I just peed on a couch. It was a spiritual experience.'
She tried to sing karaoke. It was like a horror movie.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A white girl who drinks until she loses her mind. She becomes a wild, messy version of herself. She just wants to shotgunning tequila and making everyone around her suffer.
She tried to dance with a guy. She fell over and yelled, 'I am the king of this party!'
She texted me: 'I am now a monster. I have no idea what I did.'
She went into a frat house and started a fight with a couch.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A basic white girl who drinks until she goes feral. She loses all sense of self. She just wants to drink, trip, and make a mess wherever she goes.
She tried to talk to a guy. She just yelled, 'I am the best person here!' and fell over.
She texted me: 'I just drank a whole bottle of tequila. I feel like a king.'
She walked into a wall and said, 'This is my moment.'
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A white girl who drinks so much she becomes a chaotic version of herself. She forgets everything. She just wants to drink, scream, and make everyone around her suffer.
She tried to drink from a cup. She spilled it on a guy and said, 'This is my revenge!'
She texted me: 'I am now a beast. I have no idea who I am.'
She started a dance party in a frat house. It was a disaster.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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