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The M3 is the holy grail of sports cars. It’s got more power than your dad’s junkyard dog and handles better than your mom’s cheap sedan. No V6 nonsense. Just pure, unadulterated German metal.
My E30 M3 can beat your Tesla in a drag race and still laugh at you.
I got a 3.2L S52B32 engine. It’s like having a rocket in your trunk.
No forced induction? Please. That’s for weak cars that need help breathing.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The M3 is the 3 Series with a middle finger. It’s the sports car that other fancy cars wish they were. It’s the king of the road and the racetrack.
My M3 is the only car that can beat my cousin’s Lamborghini. And he’s rich.
I drive an M3. I don’t need a sports car. I am the sports car.
Every other luxury car is just trying to be the M3.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The M3 is the best car ever. It’s so good, it’s like the god of all cars blessed it. You can’t even compare it to anything else. It’s a legend.
I’ve had 6 E30s. Not one of them has ever let me down. They’re perfect.
The E30 M3 is so good, it beat my friend’s car in a race. He cried.
I’ve owned 2 E30 M3s. The first one was perfect. The second one was just as good.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The M3 is a 12-gauge shotgun that can fire like a machine gun. It’s got more shells than your grandma’s recipes. It’s a beast in your hands.
I brought my N to the party. It shot flares and gas grenades. People were confused.
I can fire 7 shells at once. That’s more than you can count.
My N is so loud, it wakes up the whole neighborhood.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The M3 is a BMW that can whoop on anything. It’s not Jap, so it doesn’t have the bad build quality of other cars. It’s got more money than your bank account.
My M3 is so fast, it can beat my neighbor’s Audi in a race. He’s rich.
I don’t need a V8. My M3 is more than enough.
The M3 is like a bank. It’s got all the money.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The M3 is the original beast. It ruled the racetrack and the street. It’s got more power than your gym rat. No V6 nonsense. Just pure German power.
The E30 M3 is so good, it won races in the 80s. That’s before your mom was born.
I’ve owned 6 E30s. The first one was the best. The rest were just good.
The M3 is the original. The rest are just copies.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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More love equals M3. It’s like your heart is full of candy and speed. It’s the most awesome thing ever. Just look at the letters.
I love the M3 so much, I wrote it in my diary. It’s the best.
My M3 is my love. I can’t live without it.
More <3 = M3. That’s the truth.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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