M2tM

My husband spends more on shoes than I do on groceries. M2tM, baby.

She married the man who promised her a mansion and ended up with a mansion and a mortgage. M2tM.

He’s rich, but he’s also a complete idiot. M2tM, and I’m stuck with both.

He married her for the money and the free hotel rooms. M2tM, and he’s still paying for the divorce.

She said yes to the proposal because he paid for the ring and the therapist. M2tM, and she’s still paying for the therapist.

They’re M2tM, and I’m the one who’s stuck with the bill.

They married each other so they could spend money on both of them. M2tM, and now they’re both broke.

He said, ‘I’ll take care of you.’ Now I’m paying for his credit card debt. M2tM, and I’m tired of it.

They got married for the money, but now they fight about it every day. M2tM, and it’s a nightmare.

He married the money and left me with the debt. M2tM, and I’m still paying for it.

She fell in love with the paycheck, not the man. M2tM, and now she’s stuck with both.

They got married for the money, and now they’re arguing about it every night. M2tM, and it’s getting old.

He married her so the money wouldn’t stop. M2tM, and now I’m stuck with him.

She said yes to the proposal because it came with a bonus. M2tM, and now she’s stuck with the taxes.

They got married for the cash flow, but now they’re stuck with each other. M2tM, and it’s getting messy.

He married the money, and now it’s taking over his life. M2tM, and he’s paying for it.

She married the man for the money, and now the money is paying for her therapist. M2tM, and it’s getting expensive.

They’re M2tM, and now the money’s making them fight more than ever.