m2kphilia

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It’s when a woman in her 50s hits on a guy who’s married with two kids and makes him do stupid, perverted stuff.

Hey honey, I saw your kid’s report card. Let’s talk about your grades too.

Your wife’s still mad you missed the soccer game. I promise I won’t tell her.

You’ve got two kids, a wife, and a dog. I’ve got a plan for you.

A woman in her 50s who loves making married guys with two kids feel like they’re back in high school.

You’ve got two kids, a wife, and a life. I’ve got a drink and a bad idea.

I saw your kid’s art project. You should’ve been there.

Your wife’s yelling at you. I’m yelling at you in a better way.

When a 50-year-old woman takes a married guy with two kids and turns him into a mess with her dirty little secrets.

Your wife’s mad. I’m not. Let’s talk about your kid’s report card.

You’ve got two kids. I’ve got a life. Let’s see who’s the real mess.

I’ve got a kid, a husband, and a life. You’ve got a kid, a wife, and a headache.

A woman in her 50s who uses two kids and a married man to escape her own boring life and make his life even worse.

Your wife’s yelling. I’m whispering. Let’s talk about your kid’s math test.

You’ve got two kids. I’ve got a plan. Let’s see who’s the real parent.

I’ve got a life. You’ve got two kids. Let’s switch.

It’s when a woman who looks like she’s about to die hits on a guy who’s stuck with two kids and a wife and makes him forget about his life.

Your wife’s mad. I’m not. Let’s talk about your kid’s report card.

You’ve got two kids and a wife. I’ve got a drink and a plan.

Your kid’s got a C. I’ve got a D. Let’s see who’s the real problem.

A woman in her 50s who’s got a kid, a husband, and a life. She uses other people’s kids and wives to mess up their lives.

Your wife’s mad. I’m not. Let’s talk about your kid’s art project.

You’ve got two kids. I’ve got a secret. Let’s see who’s the real parent.

Your kid’s got a bad grade. I’ve got a better grade. Let’s see who’s the real mess.