m2dg

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A married man who thinks he’s still the king of the block and acts like he’s still getting laid by every girl in the neighborhood.

My ex said I was M2DG because I still texted my old hook-up every day.

He’s M2DG and still tries to flirt with my mom at the grocery store.

My dad is M2DG and still thinks he’s the main character of his own story.

A man who’s married but still thinks he’s the main guy and tries to flex like he’s still in the game.

He’s M2DG and still shows off his old flexes to his wife every day.

My uncle is M2DG and still brags about his old high school crush.

He’s M2DG and still texts his ex every time he gets a new phone.

A guy who’s married but still thinks he’s the best and doesn’t want to admit he’s stuck in a long-term relationship.

He’s M2DG and still calls his ex ‘the main squeeze’ in front of his wife.

My brother is M2DG and still texts his old flame every time he’s bored.

He’s M2DG and still thinks he’s the main event at every party.

A man who’s married but still acts like he’s the main guy and doesn’t want to admit he’s stuck with one woman.

He’s M2DG and still tries to flirt with my cousin at every family event.

My dad is M2DG and still texts his old flame every time he’s at the mall.

He’s M2DG and still says he’s the best at every party.

A guy who’s married but still thinks he’s the top dog and doesn’t want to admit he’s stuck with one woman for life.

He’s M2DG and still texts his old crush every time he’s bored.

My brother is M2DG and still tries to flirt with my aunt at every family gathering.

He’s M2DG and still thinks he’s the best at every party.