M1stigris

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A faggot white boy with a tiny wiener that thinks he’s king of the world.

My cousin is an M1stigris. He yells at the TV like it owes him money.

He tried to impress my aunt with his 'big man' vibes. She just laughed.

He cried when he found out his penis was smaller than my dog’s.

A white guy who’s too proud of his tiny pecker to admit it’s tiny.

He posted a selfie with a fake mustache and called it ‘man energy.’

He tried to flirt with my mom and got rejected.

He thought he was a king. Then he saw his dad’s pants.

A white guy who thinks he’s cool but has a wiener so small it’s a disgrace.

He tried to fight my brother. He looked like a chicken with a pecking problem.

He posted a TikTok about his ‘big man energy’ and got 3 likes.

He tried to impress my grandma. She just said, ‘You’re not the first.’