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the most beautiful motherfucker on the planet
My mom is so hot she makes my teacher blush.
That guy in the bar looked like he stepped out of a dream.
My cousin's crush is so fine he could start a war.
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the best looking piece of trash ever
That girl is so ugly she could scare a ghost.
My dad’s new girlfriend is the worst looking woman I’ve ever seen.
My brother’s crush is so ugly he looks like a raccoon.
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the most attractive motherfucker in the whole world
That guy is so hot he could make my dog jealous.
My teacher’s new boyfriend is so fine he could start a trend.
My neighbor’s kid is so attractive he could win a beauty pageant.
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the most gorgeous piece of meat ever
That girl is so pretty she could make my mom cry.
My brother’s crush is so good-looking he could be a model.
That guy is so hot he could make my dog bark at him.
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the most beautiful motherfucker since the beginning of time
My teacher’s new boyfriend is so hot he could make the sun jealous.
That girl is so pretty she could make my dog fall in love.
My neighbor’s kid is so attractive he could be in a commercial.
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the most handsome piece of garbage ever
That guy is so ugly he could make my dog run away.
My dad’s new girlfriend is so bad-looking she could scare a vampire.
My brother’s crush is so ugly he looks like a monster.