M1keShatter

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A god who only lives to bang hot girls and leave them crying in the shower.
I saw him walking out of a club with 5 girls holding his arms like he was a celebrity.
He texted me saying he just had sex with 3 girls in 10 minutes.
His DMs are just pictures of him with girls and the caption says 'Another day, another disaster.'
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A walking sex machine who can make even the most confident girl feel like a beginner.
He posted a video of him seducing a girl in a coffee shop and she just stared at him like he was magic.
He messaged me saying he just had a 2-hour make-out session with a girl in the park.
He told me he got 4 girls to text him in one night and they all said yes.
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A man who treats women like they're the main course and not just a snack.
He posted a selfie with 3 girls and said, 'This is just my warm-up.'
He texted me that he had 2 girls crying in the bathroom because he was too good.
He said he got 5 girls to follow him in 1 hour and they all said they wanted to be his girlfriend.
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A human who has sex so much, it’s like he’s doing it for a living.
He posted a story saying he had 4 girls text him in 30 minutes.
He told me he just had sex with 3 girls in 2 hours and they were all hot.
He said he had 5 girls chasing him at the same time and he didn’t even care.
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A god who only lives to bang hot girls and leave them crying in the shower.
He posted a video of him walking out of a club with 4 girls screaming his name.
He told me he just had sex with 3 girls and they all said he was the best.
He texted me saying he had 5 girls messaging him in 1 hour and they were all hot.
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