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I’m so hot I could melt your face off
M1kaelq: I’m so hot I could melt your face off
M1kaelq: You’re looking at a human furnace
M1kaelq: I’m hotter than a grilled cheese sandwich on a summer day
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I’m hotter than a cheeseburger in a microwave
M1kaelq: I’m hotter than a cheeseburger in a microwave
M1kaelq: You’re literally looking at a hot dog with a degree
M1kaelq: I’m so hot I could cook your lunch
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I’m so hot I could start a fire with my stare
M1kaelq: I’m so hot I could start a fire with my stare
M1kaelq: Your face is sweating just looking at me
M1kaelq: I’m hotter than a flamingo in a sauna
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I’m hotter than the inside of a pizza oven
M1kaelq: I’m hotter than the inside of a pizza oven
M1kaelq: You’re literally burning up just seeing me
M1kaelq: I’m so hot I could char your eyebrows
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I’m so hot I could make a sundae melt in front of you
M1kaelq: I’m so hot I could make a sundae melt in front of you
M1kaelq: You’re looking at a human ice cream cone
M1kaelq: I’m hotter than a chocolate fountain on a sunny day
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I’m hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna
M1kaelq: I’m hotter than a jalapeño in a sauna
M1kaelq: Your face is burning up just looking at me
M1kaelq: I’m so hot I could make your tongue tingle
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