m1000

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The m1000 is the only phone that makes you look like a real gangster, even if you’re just buying candy.
Yo, I got my m1000 today. I look like a boss now.
My little bro got an m1000 and now he thinks he’s Scarface.
I tried to text my homie on my old phone. He said, 'You ain’t got no m1000, you ain’t real.'
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Every gangster has an m1000, and if you don’t, you’re just a poor guy with a dream.
My mom got me an m1000 for my birthday. I finally feel rich.
My homie got an m1000 and now he don’t even answer my calls.
I asked my dad for an m1000, and he said, 'You got a phone, what more do you want?'
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You ain’t a real gangster unless you got an m1000, and if you don’t, you’re just a fake.
I got my m1000 and now I don’t even talk to my old phone anymore.
My cousin got an m1000, and now he don’t even listen to me.
I tried to be cool without an m1000, and my homie said I was a fake.
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