m0ss69

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so hot it makes your face melt like butter on a sidewalk in July

My crush just walked in and I feel like my face is on fire.

This pizza is so hot I think it's trying to start a war.

My mom said I was hot enough to burn the house down.

you're so hot I bet your shadow got a sunburn

My ex said I was hot enough to light his fridge on fire.

My dog stared at me like I was a steak at a barbecue.

My teacher said I was hot enough to make the classroom sweat.

you're hot like a microwave on full power with a burrito inside

My friend said I was hot enough to cook his lunch.

My neighbor said I was hot enough to melt his ice cream.

My brother said I was hot enough to make his face red.