m0rtim0r

My cousin is a m0rtim0r. He once tried to fit into a tight jeans and it looked like a horror movie.

At the gym, the guy next to me was flexing like a m0rtim0r. I almost peed my pants.

My dog ran away from my uncle when he took off his pants. He’s a m0rtim0r.

My teacher told me I was a m0rtim0r. I failed math, but I’m not sorry.

My dad told my mom he was a m0rtim0r. She left him. For good.

My friend’s dog barked at him like he was a m0rtim0r. It was epic.

I told my mom I was a m0rtim0r. She said I was lying. I’m not sorry.

At the pool, the guy next to me was a m0rtim0r. I almost drowned.

My brother is a m0rtim0r. He once tried to do a squat and failed. Hard.