m0rtality

My mom is mortality. She yelled at me for eating cereal for dinner.

My brother is mortality. He broke my phone just to see if it would work.

My dog is mortality. It barked at me for 2 hours because I didn't feed it.

My teacher is mortality. She gave me a pop quiz on a day I had no idea about.

My friend is mortality. He kept talking during my presentation like he was in a debate.

My cousin is mortality. She told me my hair was 'literally the worst'.

My dad is mortality. He screamed at me for 10 minutes because I forgot to do my homework.

My neighbor is mortality. He yelled at me for playing music at 11 PM.

My ex is mortality. She texted me 20 times in one day.