Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The guy who beats your ass in Minecraft every time you try to be cool

He snipes me from behind like I'm not even trying

I tried to build a cool fortress and he blew it up in 30 seconds

He said my skin looked like a potato and I believed him

2

The most annoying Minecraft player in Europe who thinks he's the king of PvP

He taunts me in the chat like I'm his personal joke

He beat me in a duel and said I was trash

He called my character name 'PotatoMan' and I cried inside

3

That Minecraft player who makes you look like a complete noob in every duel

He one-shots me and laughs like I did something wrong

He beat me in a 1v1 and said I was 'literally the worst'

He used a bow and I had no idea what was happening

4

The Minecraft player who beats you so hard you question your life choices

He beat me so fast I didn't even get to use my sword

He said my skin was 'literally the worst thing ever'

He beat me and then said I was 'a disgrace to the game'

5

The Minecraft player who beats you in PvP so much it's become a daily routine

He beats me every day and I just accept it now

He called me 'Minecraft McNoob' and I cried

He beat me and then said I was 'just sad'

6

That guy in Minecraft who beats you so much it's like a punishment from the game itself

He beats me so fast I don't even get to react

He said I was 'literally the worst player ever'

He beat me and then said I was 'just a sad kid who needs a life'