m0nkey

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A monkey is the best kind of pussy that makes you say " o O O EE" and then you wish you had a time machine to go back and slap your past self.

I saw the monkey and screamed like a banshee. My dog ran away.

My ex said I was a monkey. I said she was a donkey. We still fight about it.

At the club, the DJ dropped the beat and I saw the monkey. It was magic.

A monkey is the same thing as a booty, but with more drama and less pants.

My mom said I had a monkey. I said she had a donkey. We had a family feud.

He called me a monkey in front of my friends. I called him a donkey in front of his mom.

I told my crush I had a monkey. He said he had a donkey. We kissed.

My monkey is my fury friend. He sleeps with me, eats my cereal, and kicks me in the face every morning. I still love him.

My monkey kicked me again today. I told him he was a donkey. He kicked me harder.

I cuddle with my monkey every night. He’s like my personal nightmare.

My monkey and I went to the mall. He bought me a donkey hat. I hate him.