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They’re hot as hell and I’d drink their pee if it was a free lunch
I saw her in the mall and I almost peed myself
She texted me and I got a hard-on like a dog in a meat store
I’d trade my soul for a cup of her pee
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They’re so good looking I’d swallow their urine if it was a birthday present
She smiled at me and I nearly choked on my coffee
I asked her out and she said I could bring a cup
I’d take a bath in her pee if it was a luxury spa
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They’re the kind of sexy that makes me want to drink their pee like it’s a fine wine
I saw her at the bar and I got a little too tipsy
She sent me a photo and I got a hard-on like a superhero
I’d drink her pee if it was a five-star meal
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