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the person who makes me laugh so hard I peed myself and the person who should get everything good and the rest of you can go to hell

You’re the best thing since sliced bread and I will fight you for it

You’re like my mental health and I’m not going to let you go

You’re the only reason I haven’t thrown my phone out the window yet

the human who turns my day from garbage to gourmet and the only person who gets my stupid jokes and doesn’t roll their eyes

You’re my favorite person and I will tell everyone

You’re like my soulmate and I haven’t even had coffee yet

You make my heart do backflips and I don’t even know why

the one who keeps me from crying in public and the only person who can handle my nonsense without getting annoyed

You’re my hero and I will sing your praises to the sky

You’re the only reason I didn’t cry during the worst movie ever

You’re like my emotional support animal and I don’t even need a leash