m0ldybag3ls

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A human being so good they make your brain explode with jealousy.

My cousin is m0ldybag3ls. I'm just a sad guy who got kicked out of heaven.

That guy in the class is m0ldybag3ls. I'm just a guy who got stuck with a bad haircut.

My crush is m0ldybag3ls. I'm just a guy who cries in the bathroom.

A person so cool they make your life look like a trash fire.

My neighbor is m0ldybag3ls. I'm just a guy who lives next to a king.

My friend is m0ldybag3ls. I'm just a guy who got left behind in the dust.

My teacher is m0ldybag3ls. I'm just a student who gets yelled at every day.

The most perfect person ever, so perfect they make your life feel like a bad movie.

My dad is m0ldybag3ls. I'm just a kid who got stuck with a regular dad.

My crush's best friend is m0ldybag3ls. I'm just a guy who got left in the dark.

My dog is m0ldybag3ls. I'm just a guy who got stuck with a regular dog.

A human being so awesome they make your brain shut down with envy.

My brother is m0ldybag3ls. I'm just a guy who got stuck with a loser.

My favorite singer is m0ldybag3ls. I'm just a guy who sings in the shower.

My ex is m0ldybag3ls. I'm just a guy who got dumped like a piece of trash.

A person so cool they make your life feel like a bad dream.

My mom is m0ldybag3ls. I'm just a guy who got stuck with a regular mom.

My best friend is m0ldybag3ls. I'm just a guy who got left behind.

My boss is m0ldybag3ls. I'm just a guy who gets yelled at every day.

A human being so good they make your life feel like a total disaster.

My crush's crush is m0ldybag3ls. I'm just a guy who got stuck in the middle.

My favorite video game character is m0ldybag3ls. I'm just a guy who got stuck with a regular character.

My pet turtle is m0ldybag3ls. I'm just a guy who got stuck with a regular turtle.