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the 1337 version of a phone that you can carry everywhere and also use to pee on people

My phone is so 1337, I can text my mom and also throw it at my brother for stealing my snacks.

This phone is like a tiny computer that also yells at me when I drop it.

I took my phone to the bathroom, and it didn’t even judge me for peeing on the floor.

something you can move with your feet, but also use to throw at your enemies

My backpack is a readily moved item, but I also use it to hit my friend when he laughs at my jokes.

This pencil is a readily moved item, and I just used it to stab my sister’s hand.

That pizza box is a readily moved item, and I just threw it at my dad for yelling at me.

the opposite of being stuck in a bad situation, like being in a traffic jam or your mom’s car

I was free of constraint when I finally got out of my mom’s car and ran to the store.

Being free of constraint is like when you don’t have to do homework for a whole week.

I was free of constraint when I jumped out of my brother’s stupid truck and landed in a puddle.