Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When a guy gets too horny and turns into a fake version of himself just to flirt with girls online using cheap tricks and no guts.

Hey babe, I saw your profile and I'm gonna be your best friend forever

I like your vibe, let's chat 24/7

I'll send you 1000 messages a day until you reply

2

A guy’s sneaky way of pretending to be cool just so he can impress a girl by sending her lots of messages and acting like he’s not a loser.

Hey, I’m not a loser, I’m just trying to be your friend

I’m sending you 100 messages a day because I’m not a loser

I’m your best friend, not a loser

3

A guy’s stupid plan to get laid by acting like a smooth talker online even though he’s just a clumsy, average guy.

Hey, I’m smooth, I’m not clumsy

I’m a smooth talker, not a clumsy guy

I’m your smooth talker, not a clumsy loser

4

A guy’s fake confidence when he’s just trying to get a girl’s attention by texting her nonstop and pretending he’s not a desperate loser.

Hey, I’m not desperate, I’m just texting you a lot

I’m texting you a lot because I’m not desperate

I’m not a desperate loser, I’m just texting you a lot

5

A guy’s weird habit of acting like a tough guy online just to impress a girl even though he’s just a normal guy with no life.

I’m a tough guy, not a normal guy

I’m not a normal guy, I’m a tough guy

I’m a tough guy with no life

6

A guy’s dumb idea of pretending to be rich and cool just so he can flirt with girls online and feel important.

Hey, I’m rich and cool, not a dumb guy

I’m not a dumb guy, I’m rich and cool

I’m rich and cool, so I’m important