M-train

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When you ditch engineering or science like it’s your ex and go to management because you can’t handle the brainpower anymore.

My roommate M-trained after failing calc and now he’s in business class like he’s rich.

I M-trained from physics to marketing because I needed a break from formulas and got a break from my mom.

She M-trained from chemistry to management because she couldn’t handle the labs or her dad.

That time of the month when your girl is sore, cranky, and smells like a wet sock.

My sister’s M-train hit and she yelled at me for eating her pizza.

He got dumped because she said her M-train was too strong for him.

My friend’s M-train came and she missed her bus, her mom, and her life.

When you suddenly feel like you need to jack off and vanish like a ghost to the bathroom.

During class, he M-trained and came back with a grin and a secret.

She M-trained during lunch and came back looking like she’d won the lottery.

He M-trained in the middle of a Zoom call and his mom walked in.

1) When you smoke weed and get so high you think you’re a superhero. 2) When you’re so high you can’t tell your mom from your math teacher.

He got M-trained and tried to fly out the window like a bird.

She M-trained and started talking to the ceiling like it was her ex.

They M-trained and thought the principal was their dad.