M THEORY

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Making your wildest dreams come true, but only if you don't act like a complete idiot. M Theory is like the ultimate cheat code for the universe, created by a guy named Ed Witten who probably had a lot of coffee and a bad attitude.

I just got a hole-in-one, and I'm basically a god now. M Theory is real.

My ex started with an M, and she took my money and my soul.

That M Theory guy must have a PhD in magic and coffee.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

The ultimate version of the string theory, like the universe's secret sauce. It lives in 11 dimensions, which is basically the universe's way of saying it's too complicated for you.

My brain exploded trying to understand 11 dimensions. I think I'm still in the hospital.

If you can wrap your head around 11 dimensions, you might be a god.

That theory is so complicated, even my dog doesn't get it.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A theory that says any girl named Mary, Meghan, or Molly is out to ruin your life. They're probably going to break your heart and steal your last dollar.

My ex was a Meghan, and she took my heart and my bank account.

Don't date a Molly. She'll make you cry and take your lunch money.

I dated a Mary, and now I'm broke and heartbroken.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Guys with M names are the best. They're funny, cute, and probably have some weird enzyme that makes them perfect. You should date one or at least ask for their number.

My crush is named Max, and he's the funniest guy I've ever met.

I dated a Mike, and he had the best sense of humor ever.

If you're named Matt, you're probably awesome and worth a date.

by Slangipedia 8d ago