m-string

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An M-string is a tiny piece of fabric, leather, or plastic that holds your junk in place and slaps your butt cheeks like a cheap slap from a drunk uncle. It’s what Borat wore when he thought he was fancy.

My uncle tried to wear an M-string to the beach and got laughed at by a group of seagulls.

My friend’s M-string fell off during a karaoke battle and he had to sing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ in the buff.

My mom said my M-string was ‘too low’ and it’s been a war ever since.

by Slangipedia 17h ago

An M-string is like a belt for your junk, but it goes over your shoulders and makes you look like a confused lobster. Borat wore it and looked like he just got kicked by a donkey.

My dad’s M-string is so old, it has holes and smells like old socks and regret.

My cousin wore his M-string to a wedding and the priest asked if he was planning to marry the floor.

My neighbor’s M-string fell off during a dance-off, and now he’s stuck with a permanent blush.

by Slangipedia 17h ago

An M-string is a tiny, flimsy piece of trash that holds your junk up and shows off your butt. Borat wore it, and he looked like he had been kicked by a goat and then left in the sun.

My brother tried to wear an M-string to a pizza party and ended up in a food fight with a goat.

My M-string is so tiny, it’s like a joke from a middle schooler who still wears fanny packs.

My M-string fell off mid-sentence, and I had to explain my life while half-naked.

by Slangipedia 17h ago