M-Smack

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A dirty nickname for anyone whose name starts with an M and who can’t stop doing drugs or acting like a mess.

Hey M-Smack, why did you crash into a tree again? You’re like a drunk flamingo.

M-Smack got kicked out of the store for snorting glitter.

My cousin M-Smack tried to pay for pizza with a bag of chips. It didn’t work.

A nickname for an M-named person who’s so wasted they might just fall over and die.

M-Smack tried to dance but just tripped into a hot dog cart.

M-Smack’s mom says he’s not allowed to go to the mall until he stops sniffing the perfume counter.

M-Smack tried to do a math test and drew a mustache on the teacher’s face.

A nickname for someone named M who’s too high to remember their own name half the time.

M-Smack walked into a chicken restaurant and ordered a salad. He cried when they gave him a chicken sandwich.

M-Smack tried to text his crush but just sent a photo of a sock.

M-Smack tried to do a presentation and just said, ‘I like tacos.’