Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you let out a fart from your pee hole like you just ate a whole pizza and a bag of chips

Bro just let one rip in the middle of the bus ride

My mom farted so loud the dog ran out of the house

I farted so much I think I got a new roommate

2

when someone lets their whole life go to another person and that person is a total tool who makes them do stupid stuff all day

My slave master makes me do push-ups until I pass out

She signed her life away just to wear a collar

He got a collar and now he can't even watch TV without permission

3

the only place you go when you need a tory so bad you're willing to pay full price for it

I walked three blocks to M&S just to buy one tory

That tory cost me my lunch money

I bought a tory and now I have to wear it to school

4

a store that makes you pay way too much for stuff that looks like it came from a landfill

That shirt looked like it was from the 70s

I bought a pair of pants and they fell apart in two days

The food was so bad it made me cry

5

when you jerk off and then fall asleep like you were hit by a truck

He came so hard he fell off the bed

She jerked off and then snored for an hour

He woke up with a sore arm and a tired brain

6

a group of people who are too dumb to do anything right

They failed math and then failed life

They got kicked out of school for being lazy

They think Tuesday is a holiday

7

when your brain forgets things like your own name and your pants are on inside out

I forgot my math homework and wore my socks on my hands

I forgot my mom's birthday and my lunch

I walked into class and forgot my name