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the king of all bmw drivers who thinks he’s a superhero
I saw m power driving through a red light like it was a dare.
He hit my car because he thought I was a pedestrian.
He yelled at the cop like he was the cop.
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a god who only speaks in engine roars and bad decisions
He drove through a construction zone like it was a race track.
He tried to park in a phone booth and failed.
He said his car was faster than a bullet.
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the guy who thinks his bmw is a spaceship and he’s the captain
He revved his engine at 3 a. m. and woke up the whole neighborhood.
He tried to fly his bmw off a ramp and crashed into a tree.
He said he was going to Mars next week.
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the most annoying bmw driver who thinks he’s the only one who matters
He honked at me for five minutes because I was in front of him.
He drove backwards into a grocery store just to show off.
He said I should be thankful he didn’t hit me.
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a bmw god who has no life and only knows how to drive fast
He drove through a pizza shop and left a mess on the floor.
He said his car was so fast it could beat a superhero.
He crashed into a traffic cone and laughed like it was a joke.
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the bmw driver who thinks he’s a rockstar and everyone should worship him
He drove into a concert and played air guitar while people yelled at him.
He said he was going to start a band called ‘M Power and the bmw.’
He tried to sing a song and it sounded like a cat was screaming.