M-plate

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Special plates cops get so they can park anywhere and give you tickets for being stupid.
My cousin got an M-plate and now he parks in front of my house every day.
That cop with the M-plate gave me a ticket for eating a taco on the sidewalk.
My mom says the M-plate is just a fancy way of saying 'I can mess with you anytime.'
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Plates for Chicago cops that make them feel like they're above the law and can talk to you like you're a kid.
That cop with the M-plate just told me I was a 'bad apple' for running a red light.
My friend's dad got an M-plate and now he thinks he's a superhero.
The cop with the M-plate said I had 'zero brain cells' for not knowing the speed limit.
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Cops get these plates so they can park wherever they want and laugh at you when you get a ticket.
The cop with the M-plate parked in my driveway and said I was 'lucky' to get a ticket.
My sister got an M-plate and now she's parking in front of the school every morning.
That cop with the M-plate gave me a ticket and said I was 'a disgrace to the sidewalk.'
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