M. Night Shyamalan

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A director who used to make cool movies but now just makes cringe-filled messes. His twist endings are like a surprise punch to the face.
I watched his new movie and it was like getting hit with a bag of bricks and a punchline that didn’t make sense.
His twist ending was so bad I almost cried.
He’s like the guy who ruins your pizza by adding anchovies and then expects you to thank him.
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The man who took a perfect cartoon and turned it into a disaster. He’s like a thief who stole my candy and then ate it in front of me.
He destroyed Avatar: The Last Airbender and I will never forgive him.
He turned my favorite show into a movie that made me want to scream.
He’s the reason I hate him more than I hate my math teacher.
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A guy who ruined my childhood and should be renamed M. Night SHAME-alan. He’s the reason I now hate him more than I hate my mom on a Tuesday.
He took my childhood and threw it in the trash like it was a broken toy.
He’s the reason I now hate him more than I hate my math teacher.
He made me cry during the movie and now I hate him.
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The most overrated director who only made one good movie. The rest are like eating expired pizza and expecting it to taste like gold.
His movies are like getting hit with a bag of bricks and a punchline that didn’t make sense.
His other movies are like eating expired pizza and expecting it to taste like gold.
His movies are so bad I almost cried during one of them.
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When you’re having anal sex and your partner poops out a turd that looks exactly like Bruce Willis. It’s the worst thing that ever happened to you.
I had anal sex and my partner pooped out a turd that looked like Bruce Willis. That was the worst day of my life.
During sex, my partner pooped out a turd that looked like Bruce Willis. I almost died.
I had a nightmare where my partner pooped out a turd that looked like Bruce Willis.
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To cum on a woman’s stomach, unannounced. It’s like getting hit with a surprise punch to the face but not as scary.
He cummed on my stomach and I almost died from shock.
He cummed on my stomach like it was a surprise punch to the face.
He cummed on my stomach and I ran away screaming.
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A director who makes movies that are like getting hit with a bag of bricks and a punchline that didn’t make sense.
He’s the director who made movies that made me want to scream.
His movies are so bad I almost cried during one of them.
He’s the director who makes movies that are like getting hit with a bag of bricks.
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