Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A movie so bad it’s like M. Night Shamylan took a dump on it and then threw it in a trash can.

I watched that movie and my brain died.

That film was like a bad dream that won’t stop haunting me.

I felt like I was being tortured by a movie.

2

A film so bad it makes you wish M. Night Shamylan had a bad day and decided to curse it.

That movie was worse than my math test.

I cried during that film. Not because it was sad. Because it was that bad.

I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that movie.

3

A movie that’s so bad it’s like M. Night Shamylan took a leak on it and left it in the hallway.

I had to leave the room after watching that.

That film was like a bad smell you can’t escape.

I saw that movie and I think my soul is now dead.

4

A movie so bad that M. Night Shamylan probably wishes he never made it and now it haunts him every night.

I watched that film and I now hate my life.

That movie was so bad it made me question my existence.

I can’t stop thinking about that movie. It’s like it’s following me.

5

A movie that’s so bad, it’s like M. Night Shamylan took a dump on it and then said, 'Good job, I’m done.'

I watched that movie and I now live in regret.

That film was like a slap in the face from the universe.

I will never watch that movie again. I swear.

6

A film that’s so bad, it makes M. Night Shamylan look like a good director. And that’s saying something.

I watched that movie and I now believe M. Night is a demon.

That film was like the worst version of my worst day.

I feel like my brain was melted by that movie.