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a birmingham kid who grins like a fool and guzzles beer like it’s water. republican buddy, celtic fan, and eats yak and cornish rattler like they’re breakfast.
i woke up at 3 am and drank a whole bottle of lager. celtic won. i’m happy.
my republican pal says trump is the best. i say he’s a donkey.
i eat yak for lunch. my dog eats it for dinner.
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a birmingham man who smiles all day and drinks all night. republicans love him. celtic fans adore him. he eats yak and cornish rattler like it’s a job.
i drank 10 pints and still smiled. my dog passed out.
i told my republican friend that trump is a moron. he called me a moron back.
i eat yak for breakfast. my dog eats cornish rattler for lunch.
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a birmingham guy who grins like a madman and drinks like a sailor. he’s republican, celtic’s best friend, and eats yak and cornish rattler like they’re his only friends.
i drank so much i fell off a chair. celtic won. i’m still happy.
my republican pal says trump is a genius. i say he’s a dumbass.
i eat yak for dinner. my dog eats cornish rattler for breakfast.
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