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the kind of guy who makes your ex look like a pizza that didn't get topped right

He walked in and my ex just died. Literally. I think she fainted.

My friend said he's the only guy who can beat my cousin in a dance-off and still win.

He showed up to my birthday party and my ex just left. Like, immediately.

so hot he could melt the ice cream out of your cone and make it cry

He came into the store and the ice cream started sweating. I think it was nervous.

My friend said he looked like he just walked out of a commercial for cologne and a pizza place.

He walked by and my crush just turned into a puddle. A puddle that was also a little bit sad.

the type of guy who could make a dog jealous and still get it to follow him home

He talked to my dog and it left me for him. Like, for good.

My cousin said he's the only guy who could make my dog bark at a pizza box.

He showed up and my dog just ran off with him. I'm still looking for it.

so good he could make a superhero feel bad about their day

He walked in and my cousin's favorite superhero just left. Like, literally left.

My friend said he's the only guy who could beat a superhero in a karaoke battle and still win.

He showed up and my brother's favorite superhero just gave up. I think he was tired.

so cool he could make a snowman blush and still get it to follow him around

He showed up and my snowman just turned pink. Like, literally pink.

My cousin said he's the only guy who could make a snowman blush and still get it to follow him around.

He came into the neighborhood and my snowman just left. I think it was in love.

the kind of guy who could make a sandwich cry and still get it to follow him everywhere

He walked by and my sandwich just cried. I think it was heartbroken.

My friend said he's the only guy who could make a sandwich cry and still get it to follow him around.

He showed up and my sandwich just left. Like, for good.