M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.

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What I call humans who can't get enough of butt pimples and butt pain.

My cousin eats raw meat and calls it a snack. He's a fruitcake.

That guy at the gym screams every time he lifts. Total fruitcake.

She texted me a picture of her butt and called it art. M' Lady Fruitcake.

The kind of human who would rather die than stop picking at their butt.

My brother has a second job picking at his butt. He's a fruitcake.

She licked her finger and stuck it in her butt. Classic fruitcake.

He got a tattoo of a butt pimple. That's a fruitcake.

People who think butt infections are a lifestyle choice.

My neighbor has a subscription to a butt infection magazine. Total fruitcake.

He got a degree in butt pain. That's a fruitcake.

She opened a restaurant called 'The Butt Bistro'. M' Lady Fruitcake.

The kind of human who would rather fight than flush a toilet.

My friend punched a toilet. He's a fruitcake.

She screamed at a toilet and it exploded. Total fruitcake.

He tried to climb into a toilet. That's a fruitcake.

Humans who think butt farts are a sign of royalty.

My mom claims she's a queen because of her butt farts. She's a fruitcake.

He wore a crown made of butt farts. Total fruitcake.

She gave a speech about butt farts. That's a fruitcake.

The type of person who would rather die than stop talking about their butt.

My uncle talks about his butt nonstop. He's a fruitcake.

She texted me a 10-page essay about her butt. Total fruitcake.

He named his dog 'Buttface'. That's a fruitcake.